It's the first day of the American Idol season, children... and I'm warming up my fingers, basically. It's not going to be a full write up, but there are highlights, of course, and we need to discuss. For example, I just saw kimono-making-pink-hair-having-anime-karate-kicking girl screeching through her freakishly yellow teeth. I think she may actually be a serial murderer.
If one more contestant gets up and says that when they sing, music comes out of them from a "special place," I'm going to put a brick through the screen.
Oooh, what's up with the guy that fell out of the tree? Love him! He looks like my cousin Charlie's friend Ron with the Firebird... tight pants... comb in the back pocket... I'm loving it. And him.
I love this Boston thing though... these motor boatin sons a bitches!
Victoria Beckham is looking especially thin tonight... I'm so jealous... it's always been my lifetime dream to get in my car without opening the door.
Dude, that Japanese guy that sang "All By Myself" was classic. I'm looking for the full video of that on youtube later.
I think I teared up a little when the LaToya Jackson impersonator sang that Cascada song... I mean, he was really living his dream right there in front the judges.
But on a serious note, I kind of did get a little misty when the guy from Africa did get through and his dad said "thank you" to the camera... see? I have a soft side, people!
Oooh, church girl... pullin it out! But here's my question. If her parents were totally religious and she wasn't allowed to listen to secular music, then don't you think it's a little strange that she called her parents at the end and told them that she got through to Hollywood and asked them if they were proud? If they had never listened to secular music before, then would they even know what the hell American Idol was? Ah, food for thought...
It's my bedtime, kids... so, I'll see you guys next week... when the subjects will be world politics, peace in the Middle East and American Idol.
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