So... it was the first night and I (what?) fall asleep. At 8:15. Yep. 8:15. I was SO tired. So, I missed the boys. So, now it's Wednesday and I am watching the recap on DVR and going to try to catch up so that I can catch the girls night in a half hour.
Let's do this!
Look at Ryan... so cute. Have I ever told you guys about the ridiculous crush I have on Seacrest? It's not reasonable (nor returned), but I still love him.
Contestants can choose any song they wish. I'm sure they will all be number ones, as we've seen in the past. Let's carry on.
First up... Clint Jun Gamboa. Singing "Superstitious"... you know who he reminds me of? Alvin (as in Simon and Theodore).
Next, naked "no more shipyard fo me" Jovany Barreto. Meh. Moving on.
Jordan Dorsey... super meh. Lame. I don't even like that guy. If he got cut tomorrow, I wouldn't care.
Tim Halperin. He basically got lost because during Hollywood, he was really good... but this song sucks elephant balls.
Brett Loewenstern. He's so strange (and not in a good way). He just looks like he probably sits in his parents' basement having full conversations with his dolls (and truly believes that they are his friends).
James Durbin. Well. Huh. Judas Priest. Alright. Next.
Robbie Rosen. I can't get past the fact that this song always makes me want to adopt a dog. Other than that, he's always pretty good. But the thing about this kid is... he basically always sings a really slow song. And it's always... pretty... SAD.
Scotty McCreery. It's country. Yeehaw. Not my thing.
Stefano Langone. God bless it... if I never have to ever hear this song EVER again, it will be too soon. Ooh, I think this guy is pretty bad too. I could be wrong. Let's wait and see if I am. Yep, I am wrong, apparently. They LOVED him with a capital L, man.
Paul McDonald. This dude is plain awesome... which means he'll be kicked off tomorrow night.
Jacob Lusk. Holy bejeezus. I think my screen just split in half.
Casey Abrams. That was awesome. I'm in.
And now for the girls. They better bring it.
Ta-Tynisa Wilson. Wow. So, she's color blind AND tone deaf? What an awful combination. And seriously? Her name is Ta-Tynisa? She can't win based on principal alone.
Naima Adedapo. I like her. She's strange, but in a good way... not like doll boy.
Kendra Chantelle. She reminds me of Teena Marie... old school r & b. That girl can sing. And she got into a pair of leather pants (always impressive).
Rachel Zevita. Only took her seven times trying out finally make it. Was it worth it? That song arrangement was really strange. I've heard that song a million times and I didn't even really recognize it. Huh.
Karen Rodriguez (the other JLo). Half in English, half in Spanish? No way, Jose! Que interestante! Jennifer is at the table nodding her head like "yes, girl... yes!" And then after, she does the whole "mamacita, I got the goosebumps, ju know?" I have a feeling that Senorita Karen will sail on through if Senora Lopez has anything to do with it.
Lauren Turner. I like her sparkly dress. Have you guys heard? I like sparkly crap. And she was also pretty good. And sparkly.
Ashton Jones. Oh no, it's one of those songs. Lame.
Julie Zorilla. I didn't know it was the Prom. There's always one of them on opening night that wears the Prom dress... tonight, it's Julie. She's pretty flat, but they lick this girl's boots, so they won't say anything. Well, I'm actually shocked... they said a few things!
Haley Reinhart. She's really good, but I feel like she might be crazy. Like possibly a stalker or nuts? I think it's because of the black and gold dress and the growling and grinding and the fluttering eyes.
Thia Megia. If she doesn't win this, there is always a future at Neutrogena. This song is as much fun as watching paint dry.
Lauren Alaina. She's a peach. Actually, I think she's pretty cute... and kind of good too. And I hate country.
Pia Toscano. Well, alright. I don't really remember her from before. I guess I do now. Huh.
Anyway, now I can go to bed. And start the grind tomorrow. I promise not to be so technical next week... because here's the deal. I had to pack both boys and girls into one, so it was very long. But next week it will be shorter. So, I'll have time to talk about mundane subjects like coffee and new sitcoms or something.
Toodles for now.
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