Yee. Haw.

Okay. I first want to say something completely unrelated to American Idol. Does anyone truly understand facebook? I feel kind of like an idiot, but isn't this EXACTLY like myspace? Everyone that I talk to is like "oh dude... you've GOT TO get a facebook account." So finally, I break down, right? I sign up (which, incidentally, this took like an hour because I am computer illiterate). Now, I've got 80 friends (yes, 80!) that I don't talk to. There are people on there who I don't know that I've ever met. But you accept their friendship as to not hurt anyone's feelings... now I am friends with a boy I was in the Spelling Bee with when we were 10 or 11 years old. I actually had to look at his photo and try to piece together where we knew each other. Then I had to call my mom... I'm telling you, if SHE doesn't remember him (she remembers EVERYONE), we are all screwed, dude. She doesn't. She was like "oh, little Tommy Oliver... yeah, he was friends with the Shula boy"... nope... that was a different kid. My mom remembers ALL of the kids I went to elementary school with. I don't remember 90% of them. Although the other day when I was at work, Classmates.com was trying to solicit their ridiculous website and they wrote "Orson Hudson has become a member of Classmates. Please join now!" I'm telling you, I was half tempted to! Orson Hudson? You've got to be kidding me. This kid was the best break dancer you'll ever meet... he was one casting call away from Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo... seriously, man. I would pay money to hear what that guy is doing now.
Chances are, he's still in his mother's basement with a refrigerator box sprawled across the cement floor, searching for the perfect spin. I guess I'll never know because I'm not joining Classmates. Damn it, Orson! Join facebook, for Christ's sake! Then we could be "friends" and I could write on your wall or whatever.

Me: Orson, do you remember that Michael Jackson full red leather jumpsuit you had back in school? Well, do you still have that?

On to AI. It was country week and it sucked. My ratings out of a possible 10.

Michael: 5
Alison: 8
Kris: 7 (I like him better with a guitar)
Lil: 5
Adam: 10 (Hell yes. That dude sang a country classic - in full-on vampire style. He was all scratchy nails and leather pants and high pitched squeal. It was beautiful. And Randy Travis looked like he was about to piss himself.)
Scott: 2
Alexis: 5. Remember the "punk" girl in school that was really poor, so she used safety pins to hold her pants together... therefore, she sort of "seemed" punk. Well, that's how I feel about Alexis. Bad manic panic color job and a cheap prom dress from Forever 21.
Danny: 7
Anoop: 7 (I'm surprised he didn't do The Devil Went Down to Georgia... you know how he likes to "entertain")
Megan Joy: 6 for the song. 10 for the fact that she dropped her last name (last week she was Megan Joy Corkrey and this week she is just straight up Megan Joy)... I think she actually thinks she's going to make it!
Matt: 9

Predictions:
Bottom 3: Michael. Scott. Alexis.
Going home: Scott. That blind thing can only take you so far. Then you have to have actual talent. No doubt the kid can play piano. That's fo sho. But this is sort of a singing thing, right?

In true facebook style - Nicole Hildreth James "is looking for a way to wrap up this blog."

Love you bitches.